ShE mAy be Ur wife buT Im F****** Her TOniGHt!!!!!RhYMES hun???

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  ShE mAy be Ur wife buT Im F****** Her TOniGHt!!!!!RhYMES hun???

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  "Oh Habib, I love you more than Raji because you have the DIRTIEST TURBAN!"

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  You can say what you want about ranjit's brother, but the fact is the ladies love him. And he knows it.

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  I know what he really likes...Darling

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  aladdin, jasmine and jafar

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  "I knew I could win her away from Raji if I made sure I had the DIRTIEST turban!"

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  "My turban is dirtier than yours and you know it!"

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  I have my beady eyes on the hot Bridegroom