Mail order wife, are you sure you don't want me to go to the party with you?

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  Mail order wife, are you sure you don't want me to go to the party with you?

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  Babe - are you almost ready to come to bed?

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  Don't wait up. ... Oh, Daddy, can I use your car? And your credit card?

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  Hey daughter, look my new underwe-OH SORRY

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  honeey wheres the toilet paper...fuck !

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  One more reason to not dial 1-800-promdate.

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  Alec baldwin?!?!

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  The dresses fetish.

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  the mirror is to the right

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  does this dress mahe my my ass... er dick look big?

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  captain step-father wayyyyy

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  father I am disappoint.

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  heyyyyyyyyy !! I was gonna wear that !!!!!

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  he is the milk man!!!