I Opened A Bottle Of Champagne and i Jizzed in my pants

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  I Opened A Bottle Of Champagne and i Jizzed in my pants

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  I wish I could make MY champagne do that...

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  бля буду это Россия!!!!

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  Ковер суко..

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  All this would be awesome... but that scarf... that f*cking scarf ruined the whole damn picture

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  nooooo!!! not the chips!!! :'(

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  Ковёр,ковёр,ковёр!!!!!!!!!!=)))) Ахахахах=))))))))

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  Ковры xDDD

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  that is JST a nice pic :D

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  NO! NOT IN THE CORN, DAMMIT!

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  im gonna cum!!! WOOAAHHH!!!!

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  BANZAII!!!

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  finished with honors

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  guy on far right.. i dont cover my eyes, my ears is more important

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  looks like someone is buying the pizza!

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  lol so this is wot its like to cum!!!

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  I opened a bottle of jizz, and champagned in my pants.

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  ФК ЦСКА

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  This has to be a Russian!.... 4 bottles of booze at the dinner table?!

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  were you aiming for the cup? because I think you missed.

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  Thats russians because of the carpet on the wall!!)

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  Noo! No shampain in my ROSOLNIK!

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  ...and that's how the sex ended with Kelly.

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  ~oh oH OH OH YEAHHHHH... Congratulations you guys..."

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  I'm mostly appalled by the haircut. Christ in a basket

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  Yep, we're Russians:) I am vodking every day%)

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  привет и СССР)))))))))))

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  We wear ushankas and dance kalinka-malinka with brown bears. Didntcha know?

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  its a BOY!!!

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  I CAME!