this is the proper way to consume goldfish, and it is highly encouraged.

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  this is the proper way to consume goldfish, and it is highly encouraged.

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  "Well if you'll take a look at these numbers, you'll see--" "I FUCKING LOVE GOLDFISH B'GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!"

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  FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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  Its Friday, Fuuuuck Yeaaaaa

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  Plannig the next strike in the Red Necks' quarter.

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  Get it girl!

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  Сушняяяк!!))

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  *insert vacuum noise here*

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  Being hazed can make a guy just a lil bit hungry. Thank you sir, may I have another carton?

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  The snack that smiles back ;D

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  According to the figures, sales have gone up dramatically since the addition of crack to the recipe.

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  YES! I'm not the only one to eat goldfish like that!!!

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  CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!

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  During picture: Holy fuck goldfish! I LOVE GOLDFISH After picture: Why the fuck did nobody tell me we had goldfish? Brother: Because of that.

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  Did you not remember its white t-shirt & tan pants day? Go eat your gold fish in shame!

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  OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

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  NOM NOM NOM GOLDFISH!