Not tonight dear. I have a headache.

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  Not tonight dear. I have a headache.

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  ласкаво просимо москалів у Карпати welcome to the Russians in the Carpathians

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  бугага!!!!!!!! я бля плачу!!!!!!!!! гггггггггггггг....

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  It seems Johnny already got to this girl

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  Id suck her toes

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  i have a splitting headache dear

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  "I told you to stay in the kitchen!"

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  wrong turn

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  Those feet are hot.

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  Christian Bale was here.

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  shes dead! take off her clothes and screw 'er!

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  This chick has no tits.

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  See what happens when you camp at crystal lake.

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  critical miss, -1hp, -17fp

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  WE TELL US ....DON´T CAMP IN KRISTAL LAKE

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  she's missing a finger

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  snuff said

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  i told her she needed a haircut but she wouldn't listen

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  Honey, you don't have to go to that expensive neurosurgeon, I know how to perform a lobotomy...

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  id lick her feet

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  Mmm feet.

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  Somewhere, someone is sick of her shit.

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  Notice this didn't happen in a kitchen.

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  omfg i've hit that!! =O

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  That's what she gets for not being in the kitchen