and then i JIZZED IN MY PANTS

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  and then i JIZZED IN MY PANTS

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  Do this bra make my butt look fat?

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  All I have is $1000 and she said that I need at least two hundred times that before we can even talk.

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  "Why would you want to touch fake, hard, plastic boobs? Do you like feeling up Barbies?" fap fap fap fappity fap fap fap fappa fappa fap

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  wow......cuz those are totally real....

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  Boobs : stupifying men for eternity.

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  ackbar:
  IT'S A TRAP!

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  Why would you want to touch fake, hard, plastic boobs? Do you like feeling up Barbies?

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  Jizz magnet

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  PHWUAAAAAAH

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  i thnk he saw jesus

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  I LOVE that necklace!

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  yeah it is Denise Milani.. shes fiiiiine

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  Yeah man... We all share this thought!

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  HOW HOT IS THAT DUDE !

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  what a beautiful eyes

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  teh guy is like "gña"

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  Oh man, I gotta get that girl...

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  Wow ... what a beauty of a jewelry!

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  Wow!A real life species of THE INCREDIBLE LARGISTUS BREASTICUS!!

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  hell yeah id bone her till i own her

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  wooohooo i tink its so sexy even if they arent real she is a hotiy :O ice cool

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  LISA ANN ...!!!

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  Nice titts bad lazy eye

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  She's pushing them out!

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  And I bet she can't remember when she last had to buy herself a drink. Before puberty?

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  He Looks Like The Slap-Chop/Shamwow Dude...

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  Caption: "Awwww Chea!

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  g--...... GIGGITY!

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  You's a sexy bitch!

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  Must... Touch...

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  daaaaaaaaaaammmmnnnnnn

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  Hmm. Stange. I Think He Has Eys For The Dude With The White Shirt.

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  fake hard boobs? clearly you havenever touched fake boobs

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  id bone her till i owned her

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  MILK...

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  DDDDUUUUUUUUUUUURRRHHHHHHHHH....

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  Oh damn, boy!

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  DEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRP!!!!!

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  lol

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  Thank god for her boobs because her crazy gollum eye is just freaky.

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  "Her Her Her, Perty lady".

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  And thay say incest is a southern thing

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  wow , i'm a girl and i'd do her ..

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  Mama

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  Yummy. Can I have those, They look better when I squeeze them

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  He's got shocked by seeing the second boob

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  ohhh yeahhhhh

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  derp.

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  THOSE ARE NOT FAKE THATS FUUUKING DENISE MILLANI, FREAKING REALLL

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  http://www.mini-bikini.net/images/denise_milani_pictures3.jpg

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  thats his "o" face

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  TITZILLA

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  I don't think those are fake. She'd have a lot more cleavage up top if they were. Good bra.

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  And thay say incest is a southern thing

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  Figure a titfucking is in order.

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  I'm assuming he just jizzed in his pants. xDD

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  Those are really hers! She has the receipts to prove it.

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  holy crap, thats justin chambers from greys anatomy!!!

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  denise milani!

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  Welcome to Silicone Valley boy!

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  i jizzed my pants but it went back in when i realized they were fake Dx

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  I think he exploded...

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  OHHH DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE

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  Her having clothes on is what spoiled the photo

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  i think that's denise milani...hmm

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  :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDHAPPY MEAL

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  Who cares if their real as long as they get the job done :]

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  OMFG!!!1!