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  No photos!! NO PHOTOS!!!

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  If I can't canoodle, NO ONE CANOODLES!

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  C-BLOCKER!!!

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  Your credit card was declined so, cut the face sucking and PAY ME!

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  "I will NOT tolerate you making out with you mother in this restaurant, sir! No way, no how."

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  STOP THAT!

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  SAFE!

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  That's one fucking wrinkly nose.

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  STOP BREAKIN' THE LAW, ASSHOLE!

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  Safe!

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  settle down kenny from kenny vs spenny.

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  Restaurant Guy dissaparoves!

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  Nerds should not kiss in public!

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  omg George Lopez

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  HULK SMASH

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  Then night went fine until his date ran into her HUSBAND at the same little cafe!

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  Fuck them! Look at me, I'm flying.

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  Censor fail.