"HAHAHAHA! I JUST SOLD THIS RICH CHUMP A CHEAP PIRATE DOLL FOR $200!! BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

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  "HAHAHAHA! I JUST SOLD THIS RICH CHUMP A CHEAP PIRATE DOLL FOR $200!! BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

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  Man, you're in the wrong place because, this is a clothing store. Sir, do you even KNOW what pirated software is? ... Checking our goods for pirated software??! ...HAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHOHOHOH!! ... WHEW!!!

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  Man, is THAT your only credentials as a pirated clothing INVESTIGATOR?! ... WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ... GET OUT OF MY SHOP DUDE!!!

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  THAT'S the prize for top salesman of the month?

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  You are going to give a hot young chick that pirate doll for her birthday? MAN, SHE IS GOING TO BEAT YOUR ASS!!

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  Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free. YOU ARE A PIRATE!!

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  rick james bitchh!!

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  Show me on the pirate where he touched you

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  he's stealin... he's stealin

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  Бугага

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  is that... LUDACRIS!!?

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  Mace Windu is turning to the dark side!!!

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  oh, this nigga right hurr...

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  hehehehehe LOLOLOLOLOL hahahahahehehe he ehe, whew! funny.

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  chuck norris pirate!

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  Oooosshh... I've mastered control over myself...

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  i think, it was like his last laugh

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  You don't chuckle at Swag. Swag will hold the pirate and STILL look spiffy as a motherfucker.

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  ginger pirate gave me allergies

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  Oh plush pirate, you so crazy

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  "meet my butt pirate."

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  aww poor pirate ):