"I'm John Kerry and I'm reporting for booty!"

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  "I'm John Kerry and I'm reporting for booty!"

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  I'm John Kerry and I approve these breasts.

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  Wanna see my purple heart???

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  John kerry is real male and he didnt homo ok

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  John Kerry is a perv.

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  Six tits, three butts and only two hands. Oh well, lets start with you two babes. Sorry sunglasses babe but you get cop lookout duty.

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  John Kerry polls the electorate.

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  woww whatta ped!

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  "WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE????"

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  lookit THOSE swift boats!

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  hey i wood do that ;)

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  Is it me or are they both craving boobs?

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  mmmmm daddy like,so does the daughter

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  By George! Your breasts are fabulous!

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  ell oh ell xD

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  Notice: Cop in background.
  ~Dak

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  "hey did u see that mole on her boob?"
  "yahh totally"

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  He's not the only one.

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  say cheese to the camera...girls