License and Registration please

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  License and Registration please

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  ...Yeah like I just told you, I need to get home fast because my Papa called me about some girl name Goldilocks living in our house. Eating our food. Sleeping in my bed. So are you gonna help me out or do I have to use the claws on ya? ... Get in? ... Cool! ... Thanks.

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  Pardon me, but could I trouble you for some toilet tissue?

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  Now that you got your photo, what you need to do now Sir is turn this thing around and GIT YER TRESPASSING AZZ OFF MY LAND!! And my name is not YOGI!!!