later tonight he'll pour his "champaign" on her "pears."

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  later tonight he'll pour his "champaign" on her "pears."

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  SHE's got a nice pear !

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  Meaning of the life

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  I'd love dem juicy pears. :[

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  who puts pearson cake

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  Is that a stripper coming out of a fake cake (the cake is a lie!) wearing only a bridal veil?

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  kind of trying to figure out why there are two giant pears on a wedding cake anyway?

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  champagne you illiterate fuck

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  i wanna suck your pears while you drink up my champagne