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please tell me where the bomb lay better
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National security plan under Obama: They kindly asks all those who may attack to wear a terrorist shirt.
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"Lolz wuts terrorism?" says the recruiter.
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You look like a great candidate for one of our fine jobs, young man......
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Hello, any vulnerabilities lately, ma'am?
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That's funny what your shirt says. You're hired!
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Can I get a brochure, please?
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Excuse me - I'm looking for a job with a future.
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security homeland and me go kaboom!!
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"I DONT GIVE A DAMN" (JJLG)
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Yes we'll get you signed right up. Our agents will guide you through each step. Which character would you like to be: a tea-party member, a Ron Paul supporter, or a 9/11 truther?
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so your postive theres no cops around here?
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previous job sir?
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