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Damn girl... you better not have got that on my shoes...
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guy in jacket: "go ahead i swear i won't look"
girl: "don't worry this won't take too long."
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Ima try 'n drink wit me ears then!
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Now put my cigarette out in her eye
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"Why did I decide to wear pleather on this couch, my life is ruined!"
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