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my god its a hand wiv no ARM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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OMG I BROKE A NAIL!
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BONER IN THE BACK!!
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I went on the rollercoaster and jizzed, in my pants!
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She said she was going to have sex with me!!!
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lol, this roller coaster situated in Spain, I've been there when I was 10
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jizz in my pants
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nice rag around his neck. camel jockey.
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I LOST MY FALSE TEETH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I LOST MY FALSE TEETH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I LOST MY FALSE TEETH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Oh my God! I left my dental prosthesis at home!!!!!!
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somebody forgot to turn off the oven
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fucking hell!!! hahaha
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hey man, they cancelled battlestar galactica.
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"im pregnant"
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She just told him she's a man
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