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THERE'S MY SONOFABITCH EX HUSBAND WITH HIS NEW FLAWLESS YOUNG TROPHY WIFE! Wait here, I AM GOING TO KICK HIS ASS!!
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Oh NOOO! ... COPS! ... ROADBLOCK!! ... A CAMERA CREW??? ... Girlfriend, I think we took a baitcar!!! ... ****!!!
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OH CRAP! We are stuck in traffic, totally lost in a friggin bad neighborhood and that angry hooker is coming this way!! And stop flirting with those drug dealers!! Damn GPS!!!
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Barb, what the hell kind of pill was that you gave me?!
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Tell me again where you met these guys we're picking up?
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Squirrrrellllll!!!!!!
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is that hayden from heroes?
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Seconds before swerving..In a parked car.
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Ignorance is bliss.
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Earlier that day:"oh wait, wait, that wasnt botox, that was oh-no-tox. sorry."
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**** another dead paparazzi
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Botox breakout
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Ew its effin hayden !
*barf*
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"****! theres a cop!!!"
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"It's the end of the world as you know it......"
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