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Hey sis, that horndog guy left something white on your lips. No, the other side.
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...And and think these two babes here on the beach ratted me out... Yeah, that's right. She's here right now and she's saying that I knocked her up! WHY? I have no idea WHY!
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"you musn't lie Pinocho"
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getting a ticket for carrying a concealed weapon
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i now see why shes sticking her toungue out
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What am I in Europe?
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I'll erect a tent here I think
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Here is another one giving me her number. Man, today, I am meeting more women than I can handle. Get over here quick mate!
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Mic testing.
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Think he got a little bit too happy lol
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"Look Doctor Hartman, You said the viagra took 12 hours to take effect. I have literally just swallowed it. This has ruined the day for both Janine and myself........... What? What would coming to see you do?..... A fat nice with acne you say? it might work...... You know what, me and Janine are going finding a hut or something"
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Excuse me sir, there is no camping on the beach.
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Excuse sir is prohibited have a erection in the beach, here you are your ticket!
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Is that a cellphone in your pocket? Oh... No... It's not
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Why wouldn't you SIT DOWN at that point!! LOL
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